Yesterday Was Such A *Green Day*

~What I Did On Saint Patrick's Day~

I went down to the Court House and had

My Ass Painted Green

So I would Fit In

Well my Mom used to tell me that every year soooo

I may as well tell all of you lol

Never really knew what that meant but it sure made me laugh.

Perhaps it shall you as well and if not, oh well.

There may be a few who can relate

~Green Peace~

~Mistress Reba~

"May your coffin be made of one hundred year old Oak Trees which I shall plant tomorrow"